tried to talk to god with no avail;

Backtagging: Yes, absolutely! I'm perfectly willing to keep tagging a thread until it finishes itself out!
Threadjacking: Yes, if the thread's not locked, feel free to jump on in!
Infomodding: No. Not cool, man.
Fourthwalling: Maybe? I realize that the Final Fantasy series are some pretty popular video games, so if you've got a character that would recognize them, then I don't really mind! Just try to keep details to a minimum, if possible.
Offensive subjects: I've got pretty thick skin, so nothing immediately comes to mind, but! Better safe than sorry? If there's something you're on the fence about, you can always shoot me a message!

Hugging this character: Yes! Just expect some awkwardness.
Kissing this character: Yes, but remember that awkwardness? Expect it tripled.
Flirting with this character: Yes, absolutely! ... just don't expect a whole lot of suave lady-killing in return.
Fighting with this character: Yes! Just be warned that he's a SOLDIER; this means increased strength and speed, and that he can take a lot more abuse and pain than a normal person.
Injuring this character: Maybe! The basic bout of scrapes and bruises are perfectly fine, but anything that will result in a permanent disfigurement should be run by me first!
Killing this character: Maybe, but it honestly all depends on who the opponent is and how the situation develops. Please contact me for specific permission!
Using telepathy/mind reading abilities on this character: Maybe, but I'd prefer it if you contacted me before your character uncovers any specific information about his past or thoughts. Reading things like his mood should be fine, though!